This is Not the Dogger You're Looking For...

Hmm, what's this? I know Sam was in my bedroom a minute ago but where could he have gone?

Nothing out of the ordinary here...

Sam sometimes slips into my bedroom at night in an attempt to avoid sleeping in his own little den in the kitchen. I don't mind him staying the night in my room (except he tends to sleep either perpendicular on the bed so I can't extend my legs out, or else he sleeps in the exact middle and I'm stuck on an edge). Dad, however, is against it, and will usually find Sam in my room and escort him out. Since the pleading, puppy-dog-eyes look hasn't worked on Dad in the past, Sam seems to be trying out a new tactic: camouflage.

The only problem is Sam's a 95-pound rhinoceros. Not the easiest thing to hide, especially when he's chewing on a tennis ball in his hiding place and making snuffling, chomping noises. Needless to say, Sam had to go night-night in his own room instead of mine. But he gets an A for effort.

For size reference, my bed is a double.
And yes, he's just as wide.