Wrong End

Sam has always considered himself a lap dog, despite the fact that I only have twenty pounds on him anymore. He likes to sit with me on the couch, and by sit with me, I mean sit on me, and by sit on me, I mean lay completely backwards so his butt is literally on top of my face.

No, this is not the first time this has happened. And I fear it won't be the last.

Argh! Dog-butt-face!

Also, Sam is a perennial sock thief. Just so you know. Socks are his favorite loot to steal, even if you happen to still be wearing them.