First of all, the medication Sam's on to clear up his rash has turned him into a champion pee-er. The vet said he might drink and urinate more often from the medicine, but I wasn't expecting marathon potty breaks. Last night I took Sam out before bed and he peed for a good 45 seconds, before moving to a different spot and peeing for 30 seconds more. Today he's been peeing in similarly long bursts, to the point where it's making him late to places. When I came home today, for instance, he tried to come up to the car as usual, but had to stop three different times for potty breaks, which caused him to miss his opportunity. He shot me quite a baleful look as I drove past him up the driveway.
The other thing I wanted to mention is the latest in Sam's recycling crusade. He fished out an empty soup can I used for dinner tonight and crushed and pierced the metal. This is not the first time he's mangled metal. He's also fond of chewing on the bolts of the porch swing and the carport. Additionally, he's gotten glass beer bottles out of the recycle bin in the past and chewed on them until his teeth bled (this was during his teething phase, but it still seems a bit extreme).
Sam is serious about recycling
So what does this tendency to chew on metal and glass imply? I can't figure it out. Is Sam a badass or a dumbass? You tell me!
Vote in the poll on the left and let me know! I'll post results if enough people vote. And don't worry about offending anyone if you want to pick "dumbass." I'm leaning toward that option, myself.
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